Is There A Pangea Dinosaur Conspiracy – Or Am I Just Ignorant?

So I was Toobin today, and the thought about how all the pathetic attempts to solve the problems in the Middle East can be viewed from above, kind of like watching the unfolding of the Pangea Dinosaur Conspiracy.

I figure globalization – combined with population growth, have set massive amounts of humans adrift, and the turmoil and energy fight around the world is because we are finally fighting one another over the remaining oxygen in the fish bowl. While there’s nothing new about the idea that our culture crash is well under way, by now I can only conclude that all the combined individual egos of the world are at fault here. No global leadership, just an energy-hungry hydra with multiple heads.

Americans, Iraqis, Iranians, Russians, Chinese – every people of every country is in this mess together. If you breed, you contribute to the population, which contributes to the need for food, water, shelter, clothing, transportation, and all the other energy requirements for life. Whether you have your own reality show because you are wealthy enough for your sex tape to matter, or on the other end of the spectrum, we are all little piglets sucking at the teat of the Mother Earth.

Sure, we could actually have real dialogue, and the planet’s people could simply choose to outlaw Incandescent light bulbs and trade out religious convictions for human spirituality, and we might be able to sit down at the table and talk about our problems. But come on, who REALLY wants to solve the problems of the world? *THEY* are the ones who are wrong, aren’t they? It’s *THEM*… *THEY* are the ones to blame, don’t you and your own special reality agree?

You know, here in America, the debate about the rights of humans VS modern day security will rage on, but when the first nuke goes off, I don’t think it will take very long at all for the second one, and for the whole damn world to light up like a christmas tree. I just can’t stand everyone’s ignorance anymore. There’s just no excuse. If you can’t answer some world affair questions by now, just shut the hell up, and go back to your drugs.

I sure wish they would let youth have a seat at the table. Those of us on the cusp of between liberalism and conservativism aren’t pie in the sky dreamers, we have real ideas. We need to replace every leader of the world who isn’t willing to ask their populace to power down. Someone has to teach people the lessons of energy conservation, religious tolerance, and self-control, or we’re all gonna die in a nice crispy fashion.