“Yes Sir, The Ship Is Definitely Sinking”

The water is starting to swirl in the bottom of the ship now… no more fantasy fossil fuels for people to hope for.

Lawns to Gardens – My new infotainment show on the web

So, here it is in all its amateur glory! I don’t know what I’m doing other than turning on a camera and recording / discussing life. Episode 1 sets the stage for the show… (10 minutes long). Enjoy / criticize / whatever!

A Friendly Reminder About Nuclear War

A few reminder videos of how we supposed enlightened human monkeys forgot to check aggression at the door.

A Mainstream News Report About Peak Oil

Folks, here it is, plain and simple: With $5 billion worth of oil being used daily and the world’s existing oil fields in a decline of about 4% a year, to keep up with demand we will need to find the equivalent of nine Saudia Arabias. Even Bush is super squawking now.That’s why even though it’s a tiny story, the following video is important.

It’s a nice little Peak-Oil report from OH-CANADA, and the oil analyst in this story must know exactly what his colon looks like with his head so far up in his ass.

Advertising In the Age of Peak Oil

Some of you may know that I work in advertising, the 74 Billion dollar-per-year industry with the duty to modify the behavior of “consumers” (I hate that word), peddling plastic thingamajigs, and generally contributing to the downfall of the planet. *Note to my bosses: The big money is now in SAVING THE PLANET. We should get on that right away.* With predictions of Peak Oil and global warming beginning to swing a baseball bat and knock heads around, I thought I would talk about changes occurring in advertising.

Advertising is in a flux. People are tuning out marketing messages and are taking back control of their minds through technology. Now it’s what YOU want, when YOU want it, courtesy of the Internet. As energy prices increase, businesses are seeing their costs rise, which makes them nervous. Add in that people are financing their purchases with the hopes they can keep their jobs or somehow pay off that credit card, and businesses sense something’s up.

Nevermind the fact that it’s not just the advertising messages that need to change, but the entire business and monetary system as it is presently tied to energy. Instead of ordering so many new cars for the lot, car dealers could be investing in biofuels facilities to ensure a fuel source for all the vroom vrooms they want to sell. And since margins are shrinking, businesses are desperate for ideas that go beyond the ‘old’ advertising. Instead of simple branding, they mostly want to beef their sales back up. That’s why with all the buzz buzz buzz about Web 2.0, they are throwing more money into the electronic advertising bucket. The questions is… what marketing lures work these days? Here are a few givens as the Long Tail Economy kicks into gear:

Sex will always sell.

Hope usually sells.


People tune out thinking about their own mortality.

I don’t have the inclination to dissect video, e-mail, search engines and all the other variables involved (Unless you are an investor and want to sign an NDA), but here’s a friendly note to you “creative” punks playing pinball and ping-pong in those open air agency offices… you had better start getting hip to the shit, or you’ll be busy creatively begging for food rather than thinking of neato ways to sell twinkies in whatever media channel of choice.

For instance, a few weeks ago I presented to a bunch of businesses and ad agencies about the changing consumer and technology landscape. I told them about the way TV, Radio and Print are all morphing in the same chrysalis, and we are all emerging as a hybrid-butterfly into a harsher world than the previous incarnation had to deal with. When I brought up the idea of giving carbon credits with any car purchase, I would have thought they would be on it by now. Not so.

And so we as marketers MUST understand the change. Change in the value of money. Change in the way people buy things. Change in the way people are able to pay for things. Change, change, change. But the problem with moving forward and saving the planet comes in when people and institutions “cling” to the old model. Fighting tooth and nail to hang onto what was, rather than moving forward. The funny thing, in advertising anyway, is that it’s the old-schoolers that refuse to change, and it’s the young media folks that are leading it. Yet the old-schoolers have the money, and don’t want to hear that their business model is screwed. They don’t like hearing that growth may not be possible, and the writing is on the wall, the stall, and anywhere their eyeballs look. They are clinging like barnacles to denial or ignorance of reality.

And clinging to old business models means many, many businesses are in the deepest of shit. Especially when the first oil shocks hit.

M. King Hubbert Speaks From The Grave About Peak Oil

Learn more at his tribute site.

Enjoy These Funny Video Interpretations of Peak Oil

I shouldn’t laugh at these videos… I hope no one was seriously injured. But I mean… tell me some of these don’t make you laugh.

We’re In This Together Now – Ghawar Is Dead

Looks like I’m not the only one on a rant that Peak Oil has not only arrived, but that we are on a fast downward trajectory and many people riding on the airplane don’t know we are starting our freefall yet.

But here is an article that sums up what I was saying last week. Everyone remain calm, and slowly put the oxygen masks on. Breathe deep, and don’t freak out. Just stay home and start thinking it through for yourself, your family, your neighborhood, and your city.

And stocking up on canned goods and water might be a smart move right about now.

A Reason to Dance: Portland Adopts A Peak Oil Strategy!

I love the city of Portland, Oregon. Today, the City Council adopted a resolution to cut our oil use by 50%, among other great steps towards powering down our energy use.

Expect a lot more attention to be paid to carpooling, purchase efficiencies, relocalizing, and general lifestyle changes for the new world outlook. It is a great day for Portland and other municipalities throughout the USA.

We Have Reached Peak Oil. Now What?

I’m writing this post today to wish everyone good luck.

Over at the Oil Drum, the world’s energy geeks are chiming in that Saudi Arabia has started a steep decline in oil production. There are all sorts of nifty graphs showing that to make up for the decline in oil production, the Saudis have propped up tons of new oil rigs to pretend they are still able to pump, pump, pump. But in 2006, their oil production abilities declined by 8%. Oopsy!

This should be front page news for every media outlet in the world, because it means that by the summer we will be seeing huge price increases for just about everything. Time to learn how to start living differently… and as always, I encourage you to start meeting your neighbors and to use this nifty website to easily carpool.

I’m glad I have a lot of vegetable seeds, and you should see how wormy the compost pile is in the back yard! Look for lots of urban farming “How to” videos to start popping up on YouTube soon.