Women Can Change The World By Denying Men Sex
I just watched the most excellent TV series on the planet, which showcased wonderful film footage of the elusive dancing “Bird of Paradise”. The filmmaker had to wait over 5 weeks to get a single clip of the colorful, artistic males dancing to impress the picky females, who would deny the male sex or the opportunity to mate if her suitor didn’t please her enough.
Boy, that sounds like any local happy hour to me!
Basically, the female birds have made their men dance and do what it takes in order to get laid. Maybe the women of the world need to take a cue from nature and start denying sex to badly behaving men who trash the planet, wage war, or aren’t getting with the “save the planet” program.
Right now, we may be in a “look at me” culture of Girls Gone Wild, but that must soon change – as much as I like all the hotties. So here are the new rules, ladies!
Good boys reuse containers before they recycle. Good boys treat the earth and one another wisely. Only the good boys get the nookie.
Good boys learn to grow food at home. Good boys ride bikes instead of driving cars. Only the good boys get the nookie.
Good boys learn to live green, live local, and live light. Good boys have to earn the right. Only the good boys get the nookie.